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By: Madam Prezident
Slim thug was recruiting Dwight Howard via twitter, now this. Slim Thug recently began tweeting Dwight Howard about playing for the Houston Rockets. He tried to entice Mr. Howard by letting him know he can buy an expensive home in Texas for cheap, and he informed him that he would hook him up with some ‘hoes.’ Slim Thug is tacky, and Dwight Howard would be a ‘not so smart’ man to make a move to Houston with those incentives. Now Raising Cane’s is offering a lifetime of free chicken fingers to Howard in exchange for his signature on a contract with the Mavericks. Decisions…Decisions.
This bird-brained plan comes on the heels of the Lakers’ own plea to keep Howard in Los Angeles, unveiling a series of billboards with a simple message: STAY. The company has leased six electronic billboards throughout the Dallas-Fort Worth area (home to the 20 locations where Howard can get some gratis grub), which feature the phrase: “Bring Dwight to Big D” alongside the company logo and a #canes4dwight hashtag.
Chicken fingers are nice and all, but the five-year, $118 million deal Howard can get from the Lakers is more appetizing than the $87.6M over four years that Dallas, and any other club interested in Howard, can put on the table. But if the plan is to get to Howard’s heart through his stomach, the folks in Dallas may have the wrong recipe. According to NBA.com, the center’s favorite food is pizza.