Diddy’s Adorable Twin Daughters Take the Babies Out for a Stroll

The word “DAD” probably now stands for “Diddy’s Adorable Daughters.”  Diddy’s twins, D’Lila Star and Jessie James, were seen strolling in California with their little black babies in tow.  We’re not sure if he’s working to give them a record deal or not, but we certainly hope not, since Diddy’s not too good at making music.

But even if he’s not so good at making records anymore, Diddy is certainly good at making money.  Diddy came in at #2 on the Forbes highest-paid rappers list.  He made of most his money selling liquor, primarily to black people, which doesn’t make him the greatest asset to the black community.  But black people love money, so his $45 million keeps him relevant in an age of excess and materialism.

Diddy once gave his son Justin a $400,000 car for his sixteenth birthday. We hate to see what he does when his daughters turn into teenage girls.  Please Diddy, don’t spoil them too much.  They could be a terror.