We can think of so many reasons why you should never, ever abuse your wife while shes driving or engaging in any other activity, really, but heres a very good, common-sense one: You might cause a fatal accident. Fatal to you!
This is exactly what happened to 27-year-old Sandro Michel, who could give us some insights on this subject except that hes dead. Michel would still be with us had he not made the incredibly poor decision to beat on his wife, 33-year-old Catherine Copeland, while she was driving him and their three-year-old daughter around Pembroke Park, Florida. Distracted by her stupid husband, Copeland lost control of the car, the car ended up crashing into a lake, Michel drowned, and the karma police arrived on the scene to haul him to the Afterlife County Jail.